A Run on $1 Bills

It's been awhile since I've been to a strip club...maybe a trip to this one in VA is worth every dime.

I wonder why there were no pictures with this story.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090928/D9B0GN380.html

A Bunch of Billhilly's!

Typical. Those of us in the midwest are dumb and incapable of intelligent thought.

How much brainpower does it take to write a sports column? Play a game?

To Patrick Witt, good riddance to bad rubbish. It's pretty telling when a guy leaves a D-1 school for the Ivy league; it screams of not wanting to compete against others who are better; get handed the starting job. Typical liberal, northeast, Ivy league thought. Good luck with your "Wall Street career." In two years you'll be as irrelevant as ever.

In the meantime, the NU program is growing by leaps and bounds once again.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=4495061

Just a Few Minor Button Pushers...

1. If you are someone who has stepped into a fast food restaurant less than 10 times in your entire life, please do not hold up the line...and I mean a line...by asking about every item on the $.99 menu and what comes on/with them. God love you but PB&J is good for you.

2. Men...and I use the term loosely...unless you were born in a barn (and personally, I do not know one person who HAS been born in a barn) FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET!!!!! Who in the hell raised you? What is so difficult in reaching up and pulling down the handle to flush a urinal or toilet? Are you really that stupid?

3. Women who stay at home all day and do not work outside the home...and it is obvious because of the clothing worn and the two sharp torpedoes that are being proudly displayed for all to see (and then pretned to be offended when we look. What?) are not allowed to pretend to be put out by having to wait in line for their salad. Honey, you can get your salad (that you won't eat anyway, lest your @ss get as large as your store-boughten breasts) anytime of the day or night. Get over your sense of self-importance.

4. Kanye West you are a talent-less thug who has no idea what the word respect means. Yes, you can buy your way through anything but when the money runs out...and it will...you will be left penny-less and broke down. You have been irrelevant...to anyone over the age of 16...for many, many years. The clock is ticking on your 15 minutes.

In a DUMPSTER?

Gives new (real) meaning to "What's Wrong with Kansas?"

Makes me ALMOST happy I moved to NW Arkansas...

http://www.kansas.com/197/story/970373.html

Is that the 1st Amendment I Hear Being Shredded?

So, we have gotten to the point where speech is no longer free. I knew it was just a matter of time and had hoped against such silliness. When words are not allowed to be spoken, I care not the context, then we have truly decided that we no longer need freedom. Make no mistake, this is NOT yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theatre. This is an opinion being expressed by a citizen. Whether we agree in that opinion OR the context with which it was delivered is nto the point. The point is we no longer are able to have discourse with the ability of an opressive and demanding body of rule (it's not anywhere near what a government should be so it is non-deserving of that title) telling us what is and is not allowed to be said.

Trust me when I say that I am NOT a member of the "black pajama" crowd but does anyone NOT think that this administration could feasibly decide to suspend the Constitution if it so desired? It's an interesting thought could it actually happen? I suppose not as some members of the military would not march to those orders but given the right amount of provocation and their inate ability to justify anything with the media and their supporters, nothing would surprise me.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/glennthrush/0909/House_guidelines_for_Presidential_putdowns.html

Whoa Nelly!

According to Janeane Garaffolo, that's 55% of America that is a bunch of "racist, rednecks."

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll