Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Just a Few Minor Button Pushers...

1. If you are someone who has stepped into a fast food restaurant less than 10 times in your entire life, please do not hold up the line...and I mean a line...by asking about every item on the $.99 menu and what comes on/with them. God love you but PB&J is good for you.

2. Men...and I use the term loosely...unless you were born in a barn (and personally, I do not know one person who HAS been born in a barn) FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET!!!!! Who in the hell raised you? What is so difficult in reaching up and pulling down the handle to flush a urinal or toilet? Are you really that stupid?

3. Women who stay at home all day and do not work outside the home...and it is obvious because of the clothing worn and the two sharp torpedoes that are being proudly displayed for all to see (and then pretned to be offended when we look. What?) are not allowed to pretend to be put out by having to wait in line for their salad. Honey, you can get your salad (that you won't eat anyway, lest your @ss get as large as your store-boughten breasts) anytime of the day or night. Get over your sense of self-importance.

4. Kanye West you are a talent-less thug who has no idea what the word respect means. Yes, you can buy your way through anything but when the money runs out...and it will...you will be left penny-less and broke down. You have been irrelevant...to anyone over the age of 16...for many, many years. The clock is ticking on your 15 minutes.

1 comment:

  1. It will be a fine morning when Kanye wakes up under a bridge a realizes that he is truly and hopelessly home.

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